*ЁЯдгWonderful DefinitionsЁЯдг*
*ЁЯЯбSchool*
A place where Parents pay and
children play
*Life Insurance*
A contract that keeps you poor
all your life, so that you can die Rich.
*ЁЯЯдNurse*:
A person who wakes you up
to give you sleeping pills.
*ЁЯЯгMarriage*
It's an agreement in which a man loses
his bachelor degree and a woman
gains her masters..
*⚫Tears*
The hydraulic force by which
masculine
willpower is defeated by
feminine waterpower.
*ЁЯФ┤Lecture*
An art of transferring information
from the notes of the Lecturer to the notes
of the students without passing
through "the minds of either"
*ЁЯЯгConference*
The confusion of one man
multiplied by the number present.
*ЁЯФ╡Conference Room*
A place where everybody talks
, nobody listens and everybody
disagrees later on
*ЁЯЯвFather*
A banker provided by nature
*ЁЯФ┤Criminal*
A person no different from the rest
....except that he/she got caught
*⚫Boss*
Someone who is early when you are late
and late when you are early
*Politician*
One who shakes your hand
before elections and your
Confidence after
*ЁЯЯа HOSPITAL*
An institution which holds
your ills by pills, and kills you by bills.
*ЁЯШБSmile*
A curve that can set
a lot of things straight.
*ЁЯЯвOffice*
A place where you can relax
after your strenuous home life.
*ЁЯЯбYawn*
The only time some married
men ever get to open their mouth.
*ЁЯФ╡Etc*.
A sign to make others believe
that you know more than
you actually do.
*ЁЯЯдCommittee*
Individuals who can do nothing
individually and sit to decide that
nothing can be done together.
#Laughter makes life Easy...!!
