Wonderful Definitions

 

*🤣Wonderful Definitions🤣*

*🟡School* 

A place where Parents pay and 

children play

*Life Insurance* 

A contract that keeps you poor

 all your life, so that you can die Rich. 

*🟤Nurse*: 

A person who wakes you up 

to give you sleeping pills. 

*🟣Marriage* 

It's an agreement in which a man loses

 his bachelor degree and a woman

 gains her masters.. 

*⚫Tears* 

The hydraulic force by which

 masculine 

willpower is defeated by

 feminine waterpower.

*🔴Lecture* 

An art of transferring information

 from the notes of the Lecturer to the notes

 of the students without passing

 through "the minds of either" 

*🟣Conference* 

The confusion of one man

 multiplied by the number present. 

*🔵Conference Room* 

A place where everybody talks

, nobody listens and everybody

 disagrees later on 

*🟢Father* 

A banker provided by nature 

*🔴Criminal* 

A person no different from the rest 

....except that he/she got caught

*⚫Boss* 

Someone who is early when you are late 

and late when you are early

*Politician* 

One who shakes your hand 

before elections and your 

Confidence after 

*🟠 HOSPITAL* 

An institution  which holds 

your ills by pills, and kills you by bills. 

*😁Smile* 

A curve that can set

 a lot of things straight. 

*🟢Office* 

A place where you can relax 

after your strenuous home life. 

*🟡Yawn* 

The only time some married 

men ever get to open their mouth. 

*🔵Etc*. 

A sign to make others believe

 that you know more than

 you actually do. 

*🟤Committee* 

Individuals who can do nothing

 individually and sit to decide that 

nothing can be done together. 

#Laughter makes life Easy...!!